Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
