Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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