Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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