Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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