But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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