i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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