I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
