: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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