I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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