We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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