either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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