Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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