i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I looked at my own cervix.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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