Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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