ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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