How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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