Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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