idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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