Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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