So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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