Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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