Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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