Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
