craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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