OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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