weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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