I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
North Korea, Best Korea!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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