sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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