Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
