You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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