..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
