We got so high we made milksteak
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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