she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
