Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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