How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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