even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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