also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
