Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im six kinds of drunk right now
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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