Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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