He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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