they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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