then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Those nachos came to me in a dream
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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