I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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