I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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