At least make sure they are 18
Why
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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