Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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