I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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