Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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