for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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