I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He felt like a one man threesome
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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