Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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