That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
time to smoke my breakfast
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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