i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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