That's intense
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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