so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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