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the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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