I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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